Have you had sex in the past 24 hours? nope
Are you gay? no
Do you have hairy legs? nope
Do you smoke anything? yup.
Do you like monkeys?: yes.
Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? ocean
Have you ever licked one of those square batteries? yes
Have you ever read the Bible? nah
Did you ever go to Sunday School? no
Do you wear a lot of black? sometimes
Did you ever bring a weapon to high school? yup
Have you ever hugged a tree? yeah
Do you know what a sphincter actually is? guess not.
Describe your hair? gross
Are you a wildbeast? ha. sure.
Do you like to have fun? of course
Do you like drama? no i hate it.
Have you ever taken a bong hit? yupperssss.
Do you like mayonaise? sure
Are you afraid to die? no.
Do you like playing in leaves? ha yeahhh.
Have you ever peed your pants as an adult? no
Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult? no
Are you an adult? no
Do you think you have a good handle on spelling? yes
Ever won a spelling bee? no
Do you ever eat because your depressed? sometimes
Are you a television addict?: nah
Do you think O.J. is guilty?: whatever
Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?: ehh sometimes.
Have you ever had sex in a hot tub? no
On a swing? no
Do you like Elvis? yes!
Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel? ha ew no
Ever been hit on at a zoo? nope
Have you ever had sex with a total stranger? no
Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey? sure
Does your mom think someones hot? yeah

Are you a sugar freak? yes
When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "Oh shit, it wasnt me!!!"? ha sometimes
Ever been arrested?: yes
Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?: yeah
Actually, do you like orange juice?: no i'm allergic you ass
What sign are you? taurus
Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly? uh. no.
Where do you wish you were right now?: with friends.
Did you enjoy this? no, maybe.